dear diary,
Some Malaysian singer today claims her style is ‘generally very colourful’ while sporting long boring organized curls, white put-me-to-sleep-now top with some put-me-to-sleep-now green floral print and with a pose she must think looks dangerously sexy. One cant help but wonder, have you not been introduced to Raquel Reed? You disappear in all its mediocre glory next to her.
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dear diary,
I think Beyonce is one of the most painfully perfect women on earth only after, of course, Angelina Jolie. She is H-O-T but I also think she’s very boring (for the same reason, that is, she’s too perfect) which is why she is at 2nd place in my point of view. She’s done everything right and doesn’t rebel and yes, sorry, but her songs are getting very boring and mostly annoying to my ears of late. Even so, no way in hell would I think that she cannot sing. They’re ‘educating’ everybody with the so-called wonders of the Auto-Tune – which truth be told people, is not able to turn a William Hung into a Brian McKnight. I would know this, because I use it too and am well aware that I’m no Aguilera. Because if that were true, we’d all be sounding like her by now at all our Karaoke parties. The Howard Stern tape was obviously altered and I just will not be able to sleep without pointing this out. Afterall, I still think Beyonce is a rock-solid performer even if it means she has to lip-synch her way through her energetic concerts. Have you ever tried running and singing at the same time? That’s how it feels to perform like she does for 2 hours straight. It’s almost inhuman to be able to do both at the same time – but if she has been doing it live for shizzle, then we’ve found ourselves a true Wonderwoman!
p/s : Christina Aguilera still tops my list of one to have THE best female vocals ever. Period.
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dear diary,
I think i might’ve met a complete replica of me in the male form.
And I’m not liking him much. Or at all. Go away!
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dear diary,
if i were to tell a person that he/she can come and suck my dick, would that be inappropriate?
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dear diary,
Okay, i normally cant be arsed to write about things i don’t like. But what the hell is this, Gwyneth?
It’s either bubble up or bubble down. Never both – or at least not in your case. Plus, i think you should stick to being the girl-next-door and not rebel. Giant bubble shoulder pads just do not go with a huge genuine smile on the face. Think Kate Moss? This just does not work, missy. Get in and out of rehab, then we can speak rebel business.
(taken from the superficial)
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dear diary,
disoriented = me.
disoriented adj 1: having lost your bearings; confused as to time or place or personal identity; "I frequently find myself disoriented when I come up out of the subway"; "the anesthetic left her completely disoriented" [syn: confused, lost] 2: socially disoriented; "anomic loners musing over their fate"; "we live in an age of rootless alienated people" [syn: alienated, anomic] xx
dear diary,
i love manipulative people. they make my day x
dear diary,
how the fuck can they compare me to that bitchofaslut? i dress better, dance better, and sure as hell smell better. n i keep it real, dont think u know wht that means, whore. no, i dont use the word HO, cause whore is in fact the correct spelling. hmm. all of a sudden i hv the urge to check on news of back home. gimme a sec. okay, boring. same ol same old. oil, sodomizing, oil, sodomizing, who has more power, who doesnt, who has money, who doesnt. people, there r more important things in life like will i get too see amy winehouse live before anything bad happens to her. which, ofc i hope not but she already is a fckn legend, so girl pls dont do a hendrix on us. im now regretting not catching her at glasto. slap myself. urhk.
haha, dont take me seriously. ever. xx
