ZE! (aka Super Ace Electro Rebelle)

dear diary,

i thought to myself today, if i had to choose between scoring an MTV award and scoring MR RIGHT, i believe i’d choose the award. In a glance it seems more achievable and tangible and you know that when you get it, you have it for life and no one can really take the fact that you won the fuckin moon man away from you. but a person, on the other hand, he’s not forever. you just never know. plus, how do you know when you’ve found one? you certainly would know what an mtv award would look like but mr right? what would he look like and how do you define this person? and to think that you normally only find men when you’re not looking – wtf is that all about? with sexy moon man, however, theres no way you’ll get there if you’re not looking to score one. dream the fuck on. its not gonna fucking fall on ur fucking lap. finding mr right is a matter of sheer luck. you’re not gonna find him on facebook or match.com or from a girl’s night out or at a wedding, but then again, who the hell knows? y should i waste my make up and mobile SMSs on something you dont even know is going the direction you want it to? god knows ive spent a shitload more on mr right. and where has it gotten me? i lost him and thankfully still got a bit of sanity left. but im not sure if it’s enough to venture on another. so fuck the ideology of mr right because i already found him and took me fuckin 2 years to discover he was, in fact, mr right – only he wasn’t MY mr right. fuck love with a capital F. n the way it just fucking fucks w ur head.

please ignore me, ill be fine by morning xx

dear diary,

somebody wrote me this email a couple of days ago. i cant believe i almost deleted it without reading…

“You’ve reeled in another little USA fan. I’m lovin’ your shit. Your “bitches don’t fuck with me, I’m the damn elektro-goddess” attitude is very alluring, and it’s one of the main reasons I love your stuff. You’re quite possibly the funnest artist I’ve encountered, and I’m talking your music up in my area.Anyway, I found “too sexy” by freak chance about a year or two back with no artist name attatched to the file, and spent the entire time just trying to figure out who should be exhalted for its creation. The amount of confidence and flirtaciousness you put out in your work is, in all honestly, a huge inspiration to me, and has shown up in some melodies I’ve worked out as well as in the death of my being socially shy. I really wish more people knew of you!!But whatever you’re doing, you must be doing it right to have this kind of impact on a person. Looking forward to future productions from ya, honey.”

love, thanks for the electrogasmic moment. u know who u are xx

dear diary,

so i went to glasto. SO I WENT TO FUCKIN GLASTO!! WOOH!! the atmosphere was just unbelievable. absolute madness. you cant even really b bothered with the bands anymore cause ur so caught up with the crazy things everybody was up to. i kinda enjoyed the mud – getting stuck in my wellies. very sexy. i managed to catch ROISIN MURPHY(!), lupe fiasco, kings of leon, goldfrapp(!), CANSEI DE SER SEXY(!), MGMT, Batteries, martha wainwright, jimmy cliff, eddy grant, derrick may, system 7, manu chao, bands of horses, fatboy slim, the zutons… ok as far as i can remember. and im happy i missed jay z’s sorry ‘wonderwall’ attempt n was at mgmt/css instead. like wtf. he didnt even bother knowing the words n my ass could hv sung it better. it was the SONG that ppl were cheering to, for goodness sake, not him. any idiot cldve sung tht song and the crowd wldv loved it. and no, this is in no way me against hiphop – im no musical racist – just dont like him in particular. but i was a bit upset abt missing amy winehouse… wldve bn awesome. oh, and how can i forget.. i had fun making em smoothies too! haha

a glasto virgin no more xx

dear god…

what’s the “weather tomorrow” like?

in which country is “ibiza”?

“translate french”

“define cliche”

where/what is the “clitoris”?

“jessica alba”

“download lost season 4″ + free

“matthew fox”

“evangeline lilly” + topless

“euro cup predictions”

“female orgasm”, is it possible?

“how to make friends on facebook”

can i get “pregnant from giving a blow job”?

“james mcavoy”

search images, “clitoris”

“translate women”

“translate men”

help me find a “wife” + can cook + sexy + does not talk too much

help me find a “husband” + can cook + sexy + good listener

are “librans compatible with leos”?

“pick up lines” + that actually work

“are you a good kisser quiz”

who is “ken lee”?

i hate my life, “get a life”

google map, “clitoris”

“bands so new they don’t even exist yet”

how to be “cool” – trying

how to be “rich” – working

how to be “fit” – starving

how to “fry an egg”

how does she “get high on oxygen”?

google earth, “clitoris”